• Chelsea Hirschhorn

    Chief Executive Officer

    "I'm just a girl, stuck under a sleeping baby, with a full bladder and dying phone."

  • Aaron Camello

    Package Design Production Manager

    "The best part about dining with kids... is ordering off their menu."

  • Alaina Dekker

    Senior Industrial Designer

    "I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."

  • Alejandra Barraza

    Senior Manager of Quality

    "Still preparing for the scariest hood I’ve ever seen. Parenthood."

  • Alex Pantin-Gutierrez

    Senior Manager of E-Commerce

    "Having kids means you have to ask your parents for permission to go out again.""

  • Alexis Stuver

    Performance Analytics Manager

    "It's just a dog. First of all, that's my child."

  • Amanda Flores

    Director of Consumer Insights

    "Becoming a parent means you no longer go on vacations... you take trips instead."

  • Amanda Wolfington

    Senior Manager of People Experience

    "A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers."

  • Ana Batista


    "Every age with my daughter is my new favorite age."

  • Andrea Guantlett

    Senior Director of Supply Chain

    "Parenthood comes with the power of counting to five"

  • Andrea Veiga

    Reliability Manager

    "I'm sorry that my dog is awesome and behaves better than your children "

  • Andreina Denaro De Leon

    Marketing Execution Manager

    "I can’t go to the bathroom without an escort… #DogMom"

  • Andy Viteo

    Senior Manager, Order Processing

    "I question my parenting. I also question my child's childing."

  • Anna Tonarely

    Brand Manager, Frida Mom

    "I hang out with my niece and nephew because I love them (& because they have the best snacks)."

  • Anthony Adkins

    Director of Sales Planning

    "Being a dad is when you realize you can actually like people who throw up in your car."

  • Ardrena Jackson

    Director of Quality & Regulatory Compliance

    "I finally had the talk with my teen-aged kids. I told them that animals in the wild eat their young so they better get their s%*t together."

  • Bailey Denton

    Senior Design Engineer

    "Still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children."

  • Ben Tennant

    VP Controller

    "The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable."

  • Betsy Henry

    Senior Lead Claims Analyst

    "I see all these moms who can do everything and then I think....I should have them do some stuff for me."

  • Bianca Rocco

    Director of Events & Partnerships

    "Anticipating the day when I realize having 5 younger brothers wasn't even enough to prepare me for parenthood..."

  • Bobby Shaw

    VP of Finance

    "All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can eat the hidden snacks"

  • Brian Byrd

    Director of Packaging

    “The hardest thing about being a parent are the kids.”

  • Brian Gonzalez

    Regulatory & Quality Specialist

    "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."

  • Brie Ferdinand

    Director of International Sales & Marketing

    "How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
    You rocket. 🚀🧑‍🚀"

  • Callie Casco

    Senior Director, Product Strategy & Innovation

    "My interview case study got me pregnant - Welcome to Frida, Baby!"

  • Carissa King

    Senior Director of Fulfillment

    “Motherhood is an extreme sport. That’s why we wear workout clothes everyday.”

  • Carmen Graham

    VP of Marketing

    "Naps are not for the kids... naps are for the parents."

  • Carolina Murado

    Senior Graphic Designer

    "Not trying to throw my husband under the bus here, but he wants a bus-full of kids… We’re still deciding on the route, and last stop."

  • Caroline Mahoney

    Manager of Sales Planning

    "Currently subscribing to the millennial mindset: plants are the new pets, pets are the new kids, and kids are the new exotic animals- you're crazy if you have one."

  • Catalina Bernardini

    People Operations Manager

    “90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.”

  • Chris Acosta

    Financial Planning & Analysis Senior Manager

    "They say it takes a village to raise a child, but no one ever tells you where it is or how to get there."

  • Chris Cacciola

    Product Development Project Manager

    "Do or do not, there is no try"

  • Chris Jazwinski

    EDI Manager

    "I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from the type of people who sneeze directly into your eyeballs while telling you a story."

  • Dallas Hellmers

    Customer Experience Specialist

    "Having one child makes you a parent; having twins you are a referee"

  • Dan Connors

    SVP of Marketing

    "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

  • Dana McPherson

    Industrial Designer

    "Putting a baby to sleep is the parenting equivalent of mission impossible.. You better not breathe and tippy-toe out of that dark room without bumping into any obstacle toy course."

  • Daniela Vidal

    "You'll never realize just how dangerous your house is until there's a toddler present"

  • Daron Orzech

    Logistics Manager

    "Nobody is hungrier than a kid who's just been told it's bedtime."

  • Diana Cardenas

    Senior Technical Project Manager

    "If you think my nephew is cute, you should see my dog."

  • Ed Abante

    VP of R&D Engineering

    "Meeting my daughter was love at first sight... then she pooped on me."

  • Eddie Echeverri

    Director of NPD Sourcing

    "Sometimes my toddler takes my phon -kjshdkjaGnB6CQ628d2er3ce4v"

  • Eddie Garcell

    SVP of Revenue Management & Strategy

    "So, it turns out being a parent is mostly just googling how to do stuff."

  • Elizabeth Lestegas

    Senior Accounting Specialist

    "I would walk across legos for you."

  • Emelie Isaksson

    Manager of International Distribution

    ”Being a mother means generously sharing your body for nine months with someone who five years later cannot imagine sharing a single one of their jelly babies with you.”

  • Emily Keen

    SVP of Operations

    "No one warned me how much of parenting would be telling my kids to put on pants."

  • Emily Steinbach

    Team Lead, Account Management

    "Am I too old to have my mom use the Snotsucker on me?”

  • Eric Hirschhorn


    "Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something"

  • Eric Pagoada

    Kitting Production Manager

    "The crazy uncle everyone warns you about."

  • Erika Natoli

    Account Specialist

    " When a kid says 'Daddy, I want Mommy'...That's the kid version of 'I'd like to speak to your supervisor' "

  • Esteban Molina

    Director of Reliability

    "You'll miss 100% of the dogs you don't pet... una es ninguna."

  • Evan Ellman

    Director of Marketing, Frida Baby

    “Currently helping my son look for his chocolate that I ate last night.”

  • Faith Moore

    Director of Accounting

    "Having your baby look exactly like your husband is like doing most of the work on a group project and he still gets the higher grade."

  • Gaby Garcia

    Junior Graphic Designer

    "I'm learning more about the female reproductive system at Frida than I did at my all-girls high school"

  • Gaby Guzman

    Senior Talent Acquisition Manager

    "I simply cannot have kids. My dogs are allergic."

  • Gaby Santos

    Project Manager

    "Of course I'm the favorite aunt... I'm hilarious."

  • Grace Gil

    Brand Manager

    "Babysit my little angel, she said. It will be fun, she said."

  • Gwen Ford

    Senior Manager of Product Strategy

    ’So I stepped away for like two seconds…’ the beginning of a parenting horror story.”

  • Halie Savage

    VP of Digital

    "No one ever told me after potty training my daughter, I would be the one who needed M&Ms"

  • Hillary Jurgensen

    Director of Customer Service

    When I say: “I’m going to the toilet,” my kids hear…. “family meeting, assemble in the bathroom now!”

  • Janet Rodriguez

    Senior Accounting Specialist

    "I don't want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband!"

  • Janette Villalobos

    Director of Formulated Product Development

    "I live for that magic hour between 9-10pm, after the kids go to sleep and before I pass out from exhaustion

  • Jasmine Marin

    Senior Supply Planner

    "If I can spend hours at Target now, I'm concerned how that will escalate when I become a mom."

  • Jasmine Norris

    Senior Art Director

    “My kid poops in public....I'm a dog mom""

  • Jenn Greenberg

    General Counsel

    "Parents who vacuum around the toys are my people.

  • Jenna Hunter

    Senior Packaging Engineer

    "I wake up to whining everyday... I don't have any children, just a puppy and a husband."

  • Jessica McKeever

    E-Commerce Manager

    "I may not have diapers or sleepless nights, but I've got a collection of dog hair on every piece of clothing I own."

  • Jesus Jimenez

    Account Specialist

    "Toddlers are just tiny drunk people!"

  • Jocabed De Los Santos

    HR Senior Manager

    “A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

  • Joe Lussier

    SVP of RD&E

    "Every kid is a genius at something. Our job is to find it and encourage it!"

  • John Fritz

    Associate Principal Design Engineer

    "Despite not having kids, there's still a non-zero chance I may step on a Lego in the middle of the night."

  • Joseph Munn

    IT Manager

    *Someone hands me a baby.*
    "Oh... no thank you."
    *Places baby on the ground.*

  • Jovani Sanchez

    Project Manager

    "Forever parenting my inner child."

  • Juan Martinez

    Strategic Sourcing Manager

    "Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other."

  • Kate Alexander

    Chief Financial Officer

    "The majority of my diet is made up of food that my kids didn't finish."

  • Katie Baldwin

    VP of Fulfillment

    "My daughter seems to think that my plate magically makes food better ... even if she has the same items on her plate. 'SHARE!'"

  • Katie Rosen

    Director of Talent Acquisition

    "Once you sign on to be a mother, 24/7 is the only shift they offer."

  • Kelly Meyers

    VP of Strategy & Insights

    "Attending baby showers reminds me that I need to take my birth control pill."

  • Krupa Hemraj

    Senior Brand Manager, Frida Mom

    "Raising kids is a walk in the park... Jurassic park."

  • Kyler Waymire

    Associate Packaging Engineer

    "Best part about being an uncle is having all the fun with the little one with none of the work!"

  • Laura Bueno de Greco

    VP of Brand Management

    "Parenthood is mostly just walking into different rooms in your house intent on doing something, but getting distracted by something else you have to do, over and over until kids are off to college"

  • Lucas Levine

    VP of Sales

    "Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of sleep. They will sense your excitement and abort the mission."

  • Mariana Arteaga

    Office Manager

    “Toddlers: take 35 mins to put on shoes, but can open 3 apps, delete iTunes and call your boss in less than 17 seconds.”

  • Mark Tracy

    Supply Planner

    "Funcle: Like a dad, only cooler."

  • Mary Polidan

    Senior Manager of Sales Planning

    "If you think I want my newsfeed full of pictures of your new baby, then you are absolutely correct."

  • Matt Orser

    VP of Creative

    "The older I get, the smarter my dad seems to get."

  • Meagan Abril

    Sales Manager

    "I don't have children yet, but my husband sure acts like one."

  • Megan Rumley

    Associate Principal Scientist

    "I once killed a houseplant by giving it tap water, so I'm still trying to figure out how all of you are keeping actual human babies alive!"

  • Meg Sheehan

    Senior Manager of Performance Marketing

    "Today's good mood is sponsored by my dog."

  • Melissa French

    Director of Brand Management

    "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a dog mom."

  • Melissa Mas Mas

    Associate Principal Scientist
    Senior Supply Planner

    "I love being an aunt. I get to play with my nephews and return them when they cry. 🤭"

  • Mike Lehrhoff

    Senior Director of Global Finance

    "Having kids is super rewarding . . . unless you're trying to just hang out or be anywhere at a specific time."

  • Milton Rogers

    Director of Workplace Experience

    "Dad is my greatest title."

  • Mihir Saxena

    International General Manager

    "Putting a 2-year-old to bed is like putting your drunk friend to bed. There's singing to themselves, requesting water, incoherent babble, crying, some weird yoga poses, hiccups... and then they pass out."

  • Mogi Hoberg

    Senior Innovation Activation Manager

    "I'm going through a baby phase... in a puppies and kittens sort of way.""

  • Monica Tournoux

    Director of Industrial Design

    "Don’t make me turn this car around!"

  • Naomi Arruda

    Executive Personal Assistant

    "Aunt; like a mom, only cooler."

  • Nathan Swigert

    Director of Fulfillment

    "It's their world, we're just living in it."

  • Nicole Spencer

    Junior Art Director

    "I believe every baby I see is the cutest baby in the world. And I mean that."

  • Pranav Prashar

    VP of Information Technology

    "Difficult to imagine life without kids…. they’re true source of inspiration!"

  • Ricky Mantilla

    3D Motion & Graphic Artist

    "Started making myself breakfast, and ended up making everybody except myself breakfast."

  • Ricky Rodriguez

    Accounting Manager

    "Need to wake up your baby? Quietly go into your room and rest your head on your pillow."

  • Rob Monroig

    Senior Manager of Master Data

    "The best part about kids is giving them back to their parents when they start crying."

  • Rodney Ramirez

    IT Support Associate

    "Siblings are best friends... that you can never get rid of."

  • Rohan Patel

    VP of Marketing, Frida Baby

    "If I still need parenting can I also be a parent...?"

  • Ryan Abselet

    Business Intelligence Senior Manager

    "I thought caring for pets would prepare me well to care for babies... I thought wrong."

  • Sam Sauceda

    Principal Industrial Designer

    "One thing I didn't realize when becoming a parent is how much delicious food you would make and never get to eat."

  • Samantha Yehle

    Senior Brand Manager, Frida Baby

    "Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."

  • Sarah Nickell

    Marketing Execution Manager

    "Don't be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for days and didn't notice."

  • Shelby Salley

    Production Coordinator

    "I'm not like a regular aunt, I'm a cool aunt"

  • Sophie Fornaro

    Industrial Designer

    "People tell me having kids is basically like having puppies - too bad I'm a cat person."

  • Steve Gerken

    Senior Category Performance Manager

    "Having children is like living in a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and someone is probably throwing up."

  • Theresa Champaigne

    National Sales Director

    "Every night, without fail, my kids voice their disdain over what I made for dinner. Those same kids have no problem drinking their own bath water."

  • Victoria Bona

    Art Director, Packaging

    "You are telling me one day my kid will suggest getting ice cream for dinner and I have to say no and act like that's not a great idea?"

  • Yesenia Vega

    Account Specialist

    “You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” – Zig Ziglar

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